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"I just don't think we're cut out for seasonal work..."

"Mind if we tag along?"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Home depot."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"I said slime."

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Devi's brew?"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Redlaw and the Phantom

Fancy a pint?

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Vampire Bat

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

No Right Turn (monster)

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"We need to talk."

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Happy Halloween!

Candy Corn Dracula