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Watching TV five hours a day saved Vincents' life.

"Are you ready to order or do you need more time with the menu?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

Night of the Latkes

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Out To Lurch

Zombies.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Devi's brew?"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Redlaw and the Phantom

Fancy a pint?

Vampire Bat

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Evil Villain.

Candy Corn Dracula

Witch Bonfire

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Happy Halloween!

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

The October 31 Committee

'People soup again?'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

Witchy Cellist

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."