Spooky Season Fanatic Mugs

"I just don't think we're cut out for seasonal work..."

Dog Halloween: 'Ticks or Treats!!'

Bates Motel Loyalty Program

"Mind if we tag along?"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Home depot."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"I said slime."

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Devi's brew?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'There's an imposter among us!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Redlaw and the Phantom

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Fancy a pint?

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Vampire Bat

'Do you have it in black?'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

No Right Turn (monster)