Spooky Season Celebrators Prints

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Devi's brew?"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Fancy a pint?

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Vampire Bat

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"Broom! Broom!"

Happy Halloween!

Witch Bonfire

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

Candy Corn Dracula

Halloween Mobile

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

'People soup again?'

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."