Spooky Celebration Lovers Prints

I told the kids, they're too old for Halloween.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Devi's brew?"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Beware of the Cat.

Date Night

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Fancy a pint?

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Vampire Bat

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Happy Halloween!

Giant Headless Horseman

Transylvanian Snails.

Candy Corn Dracula

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'People soup again?'

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Cape costume