Spooky Celebrant Prints

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Devi's brew?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Happy new year!"

"Trick or treat?"

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

'People soup again?'

Poems to Spookify

Two men toasting

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Monster Roller Coaster

Sir Mervyn Mergatroyd

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

'It's been a long day. I could go for a nice, cold ear.'

"Student witch"

I told the kids, they're too old for Halloween.

'Do you believe in humans?'

The lady is a Vamp.

Black Velvet.

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

Lav-Mummie

"I see. . . and can you recommend anything other than the brains?"

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

Ghoul-Aid

Dog bone Christmas tree