Spooktacular Celebrator Prints

"We decided to combine Halloween and Thanksgiving this year."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Devi's brew?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Tim Burton

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Born of the Dead

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

Monster Realtor

"Happy new year!"

Halloween sculptor

"Trick or treat?"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Creepy Camp Stories.

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

Tupperware Wolf

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."