Spooktacular Celebrator Pillows

"We decided to combine Halloween and Thanksgiving this year."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Devi's brew?"

Tim Burton

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Born of the Dead

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

Halloween sculptor

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"Trick or treat?"

Monster Realtor

Tupperware Wolf

Creepy Camp Stories.

"Happy new year!"

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."

"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."