Spooktacular Celebrant Pillows

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Devi's brew?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

"Happy new year!"

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

'People soup again?'

Poems to Spookify

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Sir Mervyn Mergatroyd

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

'It's been a long day. I could go for a nice, cold ear.'

The lady is a Vamp.

I told the kids, they're too old for Halloween.

Lav-Mummie

'Do you believe in humans?'

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

"Student witch"

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

"I see. . . and can you recommend anything other than the brains?"

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

Dog bone Christmas tree

"We decided to combine Halloween and Thanksgiving this year."

'To a vinculo matrimonii.'

"Come on in. The kids are in the backyard bobbing for pink eye."

Devil's Christmas Tree