Halloween Celebrant Pillows

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

"I see. . . and can you recommend anything other than the brains?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Sir Mervyn Mergatroyd

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Trick or Tweet

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Devi's brew?"

Punkins

Zombie pet tricks.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

Fear of Flying Seminar

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'