Halloween Celebration Pillows

Happy Halloween!

Halloween... what a perfect cover for... Beatnicks from space!

"Trick or treat!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Zombie standup

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Love at First Sight

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Swinging on a star.

"Here we are."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'He likes to power nap.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Vlad the Impala

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO