Halloween Pillows

For Witches of a Certain Age

"You never think it's going to happen to you."

Death on the Weekend

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

Board Reads: I Am An Insane Eye Doctor And I Am Going To...

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'

'Daylight Savings Time claims another victim.'

'No! This isn't the place to order a blood transfusion!'

Black cat avoids walking under a ladder to avoid bad luck.

A house haunts a man.

People of the Fall

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

The Wicked Witch of the Southwest

"Give me a minute, this is my first time haunting a walk-up."

"Harriet? You'll never guess who's here!"

"If you don't have any small children, you can substitute mushrooms."

"Hi, its me, I'm on the broom"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"I'm getting too old for a broom."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you makes you a werewolf."

"Rumble. . . rumble. . . the strange noise was getting louder. . ."

The Scream at the movie theater.

"How much for just the ring?"

Pumpkin Spice Girls

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

Organic Produce

'Coffee won't help. I'm just not a morning person.'

'Now that's scary!'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Long Lecture.

'If you don't believe in yourself, who will?'

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?