Halloween Gifts

For Witches of a Certain Age

"You never think it's going to happen to you."

Death on the Weekend

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

Board Reads: I Am An Insane Eye Doctor And I Am Going To...

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'

'Daylight Savings Time claims another victim.'

'No! This isn't the place to order a blood transfusion!'

Black cat avoids walking under a ladder to avoid bad luck.

A house haunts a man.

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

People of the Fall

Frankenstein's Reading Light

The Wicked Witch of the Southwest

"If you don't have any small children, you can substitute mushrooms."

"Harriet? You'll never guess who's here!"

"Hi, its me, I'm on the broom"

"Give me a minute, this is my first time haunting a walk-up."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"How much for just the ring?"

"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you makes you a werewolf."

"Rumble. . . rumble. . . the strange noise was getting louder. . ."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"I'm getting too old for a broom."

The Scream at the movie theater.

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

Pumpkin Spice Girls

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to carve it.'

Organic Produce

Licensed to drill.

'Coffee won't help. I'm just not a morning person.'

'Now that's scary!'

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'