Halloween Celebrant Gifts

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

"I see. . . and can you recommend anything other than the brains?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Sir Mervyn Mergatroyd

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Trick or Tweet

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Punkins

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Devi's brew?"

Zombie pet tricks.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Fear of Flying Seminar

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."