Halloween Celebrator Gifts

'It's been a long day. I could go for a nice, cold ear.'

The lady is a Vamp.

Poems to Spookify

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Night of the Zombonies.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I was almost that last year."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Zombies.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Trick or Tweet

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."