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'It's been a long day. I could go for a nice, cold ear.'

The lady is a Vamp.

Poems to Spookify

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"I was almost that last year."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Night of the Zombonies.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Zombies.

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Trick or Tweet

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Macbeth: Take Two