Spooky Season Celebrant T-Shirts

"Devi's brew?"

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Fancy a pint?

Redlaw and the Phantom

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Vampire Bat

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

Candy Corn Dracula

"We need to talk."

Happy Halloween!

Witch Bonfire

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Poems to Spookify

'People soup again?'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

Witchy Cellist

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

The October 31 Committee

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

Cape costume

Halloween dentist.

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

"Introvert."