Spooky Celebrant T-Shirts

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Devi's brew?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Happy new year!"

"Trick or treat?"

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

Poems to Spookify

Two men toasting

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'People soup again?'

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Sir Mervyn Mergatroyd

Monster Roller Coaster

'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

"Student witch"

Black Velvet.

'Do you believe in humans?'

'It's been a long day. I could go for a nice, cold ear.'

The lady is a Vamp.

Lav-Mummie

I told the kids, they're too old for Halloween.

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

"I see. . . and can you recommend anything other than the brains?"

Dog bone Christmas tree