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'I've got the bill if it's too small.'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Devi's brew?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

"Happy new year!"

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

Poems to Spookify

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

'People soup again?'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

Sir Mervyn Mergatroyd

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

Lav-Mummie

I told the kids, they're too old for Halloween.

The lady is a Vamp.

'It's been a long day. I could go for a nice, cold ear.'

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

"Student witch"

'Do you believe in humans?'

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

Ghoul-Aid

"I see. . . and can you recommend anything other than the brains?"

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

Dog bone Christmas tree

"We decided to combine Halloween and Thanksgiving this year."

Devil's Christmas Tree

'To a vinculo matrimonii.'