Spooky Season Spirit T-Shirts

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Home depot."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

'It's baseball season!'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Devi's brew?"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Redlaw and the Phantom

Fancy a pint?

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Vampire Bat

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Witch Bonfire

Candy Corn Dracula

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

"We need to talk."

Happy Halloween!

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

The October 31 Committee

'People soup again?'

Witchy Cellist

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."