Spooky Season Spirit Gifts

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Home depot."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'It's baseball season!'

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Devi's brew?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Fancy a pint?

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Redlaw and the Phantom

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Vampire Bat

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

Candy Corn Dracula

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

"We need to talk."

Happy Halloween!

Witch Bonfire

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Witchy Cellist

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

'People soup again?'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

The October 31 Committee