Spooky Season Celebrant Gifts

"Devi's brew?"

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Redlaw and the Phantom

Fancy a pint?

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Vampire Bat

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

Witch Bonfire

"We need to talk."

Candy Corn Dracula

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

Happy Halloween!

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

The October 31 Committee

Poems to Spookify

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Witchy Cellist

'People soup again?'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

Halloween dentist.

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

Grim Singer