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Happy Birthday Headless Horseman.

'Deviled ham. Deviled egg. Oh thank goodness! Devil's food cake.'

"Bobby's mom regurgitates the best treats."

Didn't your mom teach you...

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

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"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Love at First Sight

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Swinging on a star.

"Here we are."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Hello? Missing Persons?'