Spooky Party Lover Prints

"Come on in. The kids are in the backyard bobbing for pink eye."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Love at First Sight

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

A Woman Holding Canapes

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Scary stuff

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Prosecco

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Ghost puddle

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Halloween Support Group

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Pirate eye test

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The Camp, Pt. 1

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

PIna Colada

Pirate

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'There's an imposter among us!'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.