Spooky Fun Lovers Pillows

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Fancy a pint?

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Beware of the Cat.

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Monster Baseball

Date Night

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

Giant Headless Horseman

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

Transylvanian Snails.

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Trick or treat surprise.

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

"When's the last time you flossed?"

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."