Spooky Style Lovers Pillows

Vampire

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Scary stuff

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Date Night

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Fancy a pint?

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Transylvanian Snails.

Giant Headless Horseman

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Vampire with a violin

Trick or treat surprise.

Satan

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"When's the last time you flossed?"

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

Monster on horizon warning sign.

"Oh. When you said you were coming as a nurse, I imagined something else."

Violin Ghost

Zombie crossing