Spooky Decor Lovers Pillows

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Vampire Bat

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"We need to talk."

Transylvanian Snails.

Giant Headless Horseman

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

Happy Halloween!

Candy Corn Dracula

'Monster mobiles.'

Table Tennis ball-boys

Cape costume

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

"If anyone asks, I did this."

Monster on horizon warning sign.

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

The Ghoulogy

'Hi, and welcome to Home Makeover from Hell.'

Vampire

I told the kids, they're too old for Halloween.

Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

'I'm a taxi-dermist.'

Ghost Swing

Happy Hallowe'en!

"Are your hands clean?"