Spooky Decor Lovers Mugs

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Vampire Bat

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Happy Halloween!

Giant Headless Horseman

'Monster mobiles.'

"We need to talk."

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

Candy Corn Dracula

Transylvanian Snails.

Table Tennis ball-boys

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

Cape costume

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"If anyone asks, I did this."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

Monster on horizon warning sign.

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

'Hi, and welcome to Home Makeover from Hell.'

I told the kids, they're too old for Halloween.

The Ghoulogy

Vampire

Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

'I'm a taxi-dermist.'

Happy Hallowe'en!

"Are your hands clean?"