Spooky Style Lover Mugs

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Love at First Sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Scary stuff

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Ghost puddle

Halloween Support Group

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Punkins

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Date Night

'There's an imposter among us!'

Monster Baseball

Fancy a pint?

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Witches at a cauldron.

Young Stephen King

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

Haunted museum

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.