Spooky Scene Lover Mugs

Zombie crossing

"My wife is obsessed with pickleball. It's starting to scare me."

Types of Winter Trees.

Love at First Sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Scary stuff

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Monster Baseball

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Fancy a pint?

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Date Night

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Witches at a cauldron.

Young Stephen King

Evil Villain.

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

Haunted museum