Spooky Stuff Lover Mugs

Mannequin Factory trash

Love at First Sight

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Scary stuff

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Fancy a pint?

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Monster Baseball

Date Night

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Witches at a cauldron.

Young Stephen King

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

Haunted museum

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."