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Haunted Castle

On holiday.

Love at First Sight

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Chiller Theatre

Early photobombing

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Candid Camera store.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Karataoke

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Scary stuff

Peel poker.

Trick or Tweet

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Cats at private view

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."