Spooky Lover Mugs

Monster Baseball

"I attract all the crypts."

I love Horror Films

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Chiller Theatre

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Scary stuff

Trick or Tweet

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Punkins

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Zombie pet tricks.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.