Spooky Lovers Mugs

Date Night

Love at First Sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Scary stuff

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Beware of the Cat.

Monster Baseball

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Fancy a pint?

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Witches at a cauldron.

Young Stephen King

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Transylvanian Snails.

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Giant Headless Horseman

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."