Spooky Lovers Mugs

Date Night

Love at First Sight

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Scary stuff

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Ghost puddle

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Halloween Support Group

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Monster Baseball

Beware of the Cat.

Fancy a pint?

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'There's an imposter among us!'

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Witches at a cauldron.

Young Stephen King

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Giant Headless Horseman