Spooky Style Lovers Mugs

Vampire

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Punkins

Date Night

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Fancy a pint?

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Transylvanian Snails.

Giant Headless Horseman

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Vampire with a violin

Trick or treat surprise.

"That's what we look like naked??"

Satan

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'

"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

"When's the last time you flossed?"

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

Monster on horizon warning sign.

"Oh. When you said you were coming as a nurse, I imagined something else."

Violin Ghost