Spooky Decorator Pillows

"If it doesn't make me scream, I get rid of it."

Bed, Bath & The Beyond

"If anyone asks, I did this."

"This Halloween party is a great idea! Gracie is doing spooky decorations. And Tia Carmen is doing the fun gross-out food."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Filet minion

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'The roof needs icing.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'It's a coffee-book table.'