Spooky Nursery Decorators Pillows

'Monster mobiles.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Resourceful toddler

Rocking Horse

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Apricots

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Preparing for a new arrival

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Baby face

Let's all be fairies.

'Aww, his first mobile...'

Duck in a bathtub

"We need to talk."

Candy Corn Dracula

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

Halloween Mobile

Mobile.

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

Artist Painting his Television.

Jack-o-lantern mobile.

Baby Bat Mobile

"Is it just me. . . or does anyone else here have a fixation with breasts?"

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."