Spooky Decor Lover Pillows

Mummies solution.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Fancy a pint?

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"We need to talk."

Missing sock

"How?"

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

Vampire with a violin

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

Red in tooth and claw.

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

The Ugly Plant

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"Stop complaining, granite is in."