Spooky Decor Lover Pillows

Mummies solution.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Scary stuff

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Bathroom Fairy

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Fancy a pint?

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Missing sock

"How?"

"We need to talk."

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

Vampire with a violin

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Red in tooth and claw.

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

The Ugly Plant