Psychedelic Decor Lover Pillows

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Bathroom Fairy

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Psyche Delia

Missing sock

"How?"

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

Red in tooth and claw.

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"She always gets the upper bunk."

The Ugly Plant

'A Dust Cow'.

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

My first Boyfriend.

Rabbit, the founder of Acme Garden Fences Inc

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'

The Snowpire

clown trophies

"Remind me again what it was about this couch that spoke to you."

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'