Psychedelic Decor Lover Pillows

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Bathroom Fairy

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Psyche Delia

"How?"

Missing sock

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

'A Dust Cow'.

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

The Ugly Plant

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Red in tooth and claw.

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

My first Boyfriend.

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Rabbit, the founder of Acme Garden Fences Inc

The Snowpire

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

"Remind me again what it was about this couch that spoke to you."