Whimsical Decor Enthusiast Pillows

'A Dust Cow'.

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Teapot

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'The roof needs icing.'

Rogue elephant

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Snow globe

Carnations.

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Home Sweet Home.

"Butt cracker"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Violin Playing Snowman.

A christmas tree for the cat

Have you seen this toaster?

WInter Fish

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

Spaceman with a vacuum cleaner in space

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

"He loves me!"