Whimsical Decor Enthusiasts Pillows

"D'you know I believe you're right - there isn't any water in here!"

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Teapot

'The roof needs icing.'

Rogue elephant

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Carnations.

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Home Sweet Home.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

"Butt cracker"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'A Dust Cow'.

Table Tennis ball-boys

Violin Playing Snowman.

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Spaceman with a vacuum cleaner in space

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

Unfinished business.

Have you seen this toaster?

A christmas tree for the cat

"He loves me!"

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"We'll take it."