Spooky Decor Enthusiast Pillows

'Hi, and welcome to Home Makeover from Hell.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Rogue elephant

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Vampire Bat

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Evil Villain.

Candy Corn Dracula

Carnations.

Happy Halloween!

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"We need to talk."

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"Butt cracker"

Trick or treat surprise.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"That's what we look like naked??"

'A Dust Cow'.

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'Trick or treatment.'

WInter Fish

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

Have you seen this toaster?

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"If anyone asks, I did this."