Spooky Stuff Enthusiast Pillows

'I lost my evil eye once I got my contacts'

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Astral Projection

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Get a tomb!"

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Which one is yours?"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Vampire Bat

Fear of Flying Seminar

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Your husband says BOO!"

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

Evil Villain.

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Candy Corn Dracula

Happy Halloween!

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"