Spooky Stuff Enthusiast Pillows

'I lost my evil eye once I got my contacts'

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Get a tomb!"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"Which one is yours?"

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

Vampire Bat

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Your husband says BOO!"

Fear of Flying Seminar

Evil Villain.

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Happy Halloween!

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Candy Corn Dracula

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

"I have grave news."