Whimsical Decorator Pillows

Letter to Santa, 'Dear Santa, Some Assembly Required. Timmy'

'The roof needs icing.'

"We'll take it."

Pirate peg leg Christmas stocking.

'...just wait until you see the rest of the stuff I have for you.'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Violin Playing Snowman.

"Stop fidgeting...every time we move it scares the bejeebers out of them!"

Dog with portraits of legs on his wall.

Santa uses Rudolph's nose as a lamp.

"Well I think it looks nice"

'Hmm, this house idea needs a rethink...'

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Litterbox Landscaping. Two cats discuss cat box landscaping.

"She's a rescue."

"This is our delux model."

"It's a bit folksy for my taste."

"Come on up."

Carpet Showroom has Rudolph as a samples display, using his antlers

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

101 uses of a dead cat: bath shelf

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Poinsettia

A christmas tree for the cat

'Merry Christmas' Relaxed fairy drinking alcoholic present

Holiday Star

"It's been quite the conversation piece. . . or not."

"That is so tacky!"

'You may not believe it, but it's made from a mix.'

Cat hangs Christmas stockings.

'I know - most people expect angels.'

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Clock and bird

The Unusual Baker