Whimsical Wall Decorator Pillows

"Projectile hairballing."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

"Can that be right?"

Teapot

The Hammer

'The roof needs icing.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Mice Cream

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Dare to be different.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Robotic Flower Arranging