Whimsical Wall Decorator Pillows

"Projectile hairballing."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Filet minion

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

Teapot

"Can that be right?"

'The roof needs icing.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Mice Cream

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Jackson Pollock the Spider

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

Dare to be different.

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'