Whimsical Home Decorator Pillows

Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse

Dog wallpapers cat.

Home Sweet Home.

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

'The old lady who lived in a shoe had so many Mother's Day cards she didn't know what to do.'

Edward Scissorhands.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Teapot

"Projectile hairballing."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'The roof needs icing.'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Two portraits kissing each other

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Man and woman buying furniture.

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Tedious Romantic.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

A centipede's Christmas stockings