Whimsical Home Decorator Gifts

Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse

Home Sweet Home.

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Projectile hairballing."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Teapot

'The roof needs icing.'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Two portraits kissing each other

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Tedious Romantic.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Curtains haberdashery

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'