Whimsical Decor Aficionado Gifts

"Stop looking up my skirt you little creep!"

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Teapot

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'The roof needs icing.'

Rogue elephant

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Snow globe

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Carnations.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Home Sweet Home.

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

'A Dust Cow'.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

"Butt cracker"

Violin Playing Snowman.

A christmas tree for the cat

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

WInter Fish

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

Have you seen this toaster?

"He loves me!"