Whimsical Decor Aficionado Gifts

"Stop looking up my skirt you little creep!"

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Teapot

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'The roof needs icing.'

Rogue elephant

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

A centipede's Christmas stockings

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Snow globe

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Carnations.

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Home Sweet Home.

"Butt cracker"

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'A Dust Cow'.

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

Violin Playing Snowman.

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

WInter Fish

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

Unfinished business.

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

Spaceman with a vacuum cleaner in space

A christmas tree for the cat

"He loves me!"