Whimsical Interiors Aficionado Gifts

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Fittd shēt

Cake Free Zone

Waiting Room Quarterly

Teapot

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Snow globe

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Trouble Ahead

Home Sweet Home.

"Could I have another quick look at your references, Barker?"

'A Dust Cow'.

"If you need me, I’ll be in the living room clawing the bejesus out of that Navajo rug you just picked up at auction."

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

Bath Tiles.

"You're not thinking about redecorating again, are you?"

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

WInter Fish

"It's off-white, but a little too off. It may get very tiring. What do you think?"