Spooky Comedy Lover Pillows

Vampire - I'll leave a light off for you.

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Love at First Sight

Chiller Theatre

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Scary stuff

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Ghost puddle

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Halloween Support Group

'There's an imposter among us!'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Monster Baseball

Fancy a pint?

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Date Night

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Witches at a cauldron.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

"Your husband says BOO!"

Young Stephen King

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."