Spooky Comedy Lover Pillows

Vampire - I'll leave a light off for you.

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Love at First Sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Scary stuff

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Monster Baseball

Date Night

Fancy a pint?

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Your husband says BOO!"

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

Witches at a cauldron.

Young Stephen King

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Haunted museum